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CHAPTER IV: DEMON Wood

Anyway, from where I left you previously. Head back out and talk to Noel to outset the boxing. Déjà vu, huh.

PRODIGY NOEL NOMOS

anna&noel are actually empty shells and they're actually being controlled by their dolls who are actually alien parasites called N0M05 and N05TRA

Ahem. Noel is the Normal-type leader, but make no mistake, there isn't anything normal virtually him. Common sense dictates you fill out your team with Fighting types. If that'southward the case and then yous obviously learned nothing about Reborn upward until this signal.

5 out of 6 of his Pokemon have moves that will Ane-SHOT your Fighting types.

4 out of 6 of his Pokemon won't even take super-constructive harm from your Fighting types.

Instead, I recommend using the bulky Steel blazon instead equally information technology is resistant to about of his Pokemon's moves.

Being a DIRTY_ARSONIST and setting the field ablaze helps immensely in this boxing. (It will also help give Shelly PTSD). This may backfire on you though as 3 of his Pokemon know Subconscious Power-Burn down.

Your squad should be made out of speedy sweepers to counter his team of bulky Pokemon. Watch out as his Wigglytuff atomic number 82 tin set up Stealth Rock, and then I recommend killing it ASAP.

His virtually unsafe Pokemon is easily his Guts+Flame Orb+Façade Swellow. It tin can and WILL sweep your entire team if left unchecked. Get something that outspeeds information technology and have it out in 1-shot, otherwise, yous're gonna have a bad time.

If Swellow is taken out and your team isn't vi Fighting types, then this battle shouldn't be much of a problem. If you can crush Serra, you can beat out Noel.

Afterward the boxing, Noel gives you the Standard Badge, which is past no ways standard. Information technology lets Pokemon upward to Lv60 obey you. He also gives you the TM for Hidden Power, which might be useful granted yous know and tin take advantage of your Pokemon's subconscious powers.

Afterwards, Laura comes back and tells y'all their tragic story with trivial regard to Charlotte's feelings at all.

Anyhow, everyone gets back into the firm, once again leaving you on your own. You lot're probably that one friend that everyone in the group ignores all the fourth dimension. Feels bad man.

Talk to Noel and he wants to chat privately for a moment. He mentions how Saphira is probably expressionless only he can't get out until the others are certain she is, so since you're the one who does everything, it'south upwardly to you to become check.

Noel is probably the most mature of the entire cast. Similar seriously. Love the kid.

Before you leave, Tanzan Mount explodes.

Ok. At present you can leave.

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Head dorsum to the fork and caput left this time. You'll find the gate blocking this part to be mysteriously broken.

And BAM! Saphira appears out of goddamn nowhere (again!) and non simply did she destroy the base of operations, she has a little present for you. ; )

Saphira is going to bring the others to Calcenon and Labradorra to the Due north and tasks you to proceed your own and go along the keys rubber.

The mode she phrases it, makes y'all experience like you AREN'T that friend that gets left out of everything. (Even though you totally are)

You tin can go into the hole Saphira came out of to discover this weird stone. Yous might want to come back later. Since there'due south nix to do hither, head North.

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Welcome to DEMON Forest Aventurine Woods.

Please note that this is unlike from DEMON FOREST since that is obviously a forest and this is a wood (lol), dummy.

In fact, I would say that this place is MORE demonic than DEMON FOREST. Almost 172% more demonic.

Yous'll notice that there are logs, webs, ledges and tall grass lurking in every nook and cranny. These are in fact, PARTS OF A PUZZLE THAT Yous MUST SOLVE.

Demonic. Amirite?

Did I say you MUST solve the puzzles? Then hither'southward some good news, ladies and mentlegen. I was lying.

This entire Demon of a Wood is completely optional! The bits of the road aren't though, but this route isn't that demonic. The demonic road is Road ii.

Anyway, leave the forest to enter Route 1. Immediately, you're thrown into a battle with Fern. At this bespeak I'grand non even disgusted by him. Bennett leaves a sicker sense of taste in my oral cavity.

SWAG JOCKEY FERN

I cannot wait for the 24-hour interval where I can officially go a SWAG_JOCKEY™.

I am a Swag Jockey.

Every bit the battle starts, it is immediately apparent that Fern ditched his mono-Grass run (pussy). He instead leads with a Fraxure, which may take hold of you off guard if yous aren't prepared. For the most part though, he is still an piece of cake win.

F_YOU_FERN Run : Whenever y'all lose to Fern, delete your savefile and starting time the game once again.

If you tin shell Serra, you can beat Fern.

Anyway, after that's done, grab the Light Shard. Your destination is the castle to the Eastward. Y'all'll need to solve a bit of the puzzle to go there.

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This role of the guide is going to go particularly horrendous. Only so y'all know. Aventurine Woods is fourscore% sidequests. The stuff you lot can get hither include a Glaceon (Icy rock), Flabebe and most importantly, a Dept Shop Sticker. Chubb's probably gonna have a field solar day writing this part.

A simple summarization of the puzzle:

+ Assistance the Tauros and it'll allow you ride it. Y'all tin jump over ledges with it but you tin can't get through tall grass.

+ Aid the Bouffalant, and it'll charge caput on, knocking whatsoever logs in its way.

+ Buy some love at the Lapis Ward, which yous tin can smear on copse around the forest.

+ Get offscreen for a few minutes and come back to find a Pinsir and Heracross fighting.

+ Help the Heracross and it'll assistance tear away nearby webs.

+ Assistance the Pinsir and it'll help tear down a nearby log.

+ Finally, Pink Tiles. They don't do anything. Step on them all you like.

How was that? Understand?

If not, spiral you lot, I'm not gonna type that all again. Only go reread the damn thing.

Ahem. To the East is your destination. Yous just need to use the Tauros/Bouffalant part of the puzzle to advance.

To the W is a research facility where you can heal your Pokemon. Inbound and exiting the facility will refresh all Bouffalant and Tauros in the area.

One of the researchers is missing his glasses (even though he's clearly wearing spectacles on his sprite). You can discover his glasses deep inside the DEMON Wood.

Now I won't comprehend the sidequests here, but I highly recommend y'all notice his spectacles before moving on, as he gives you a Dept Store Sticker.

Hither'due south a video guide. (Thanks, Lostelle).

From the enquiry facility, head Southward to detect the M Gates to Reborn. Closed for decade, locking out the outside earth (and some homeless guy) from Reborn City.

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In one case, you're washed sidequestin, caput E, jumping over any ledges and pushing any logs in the style. (Although if yous actually did get sidequesting, these logs should be pushed aisde past now)

Notation that some parts of the Route crave you lot to take a small detour into the Woods to accelerate.

As well on this route, is someone I hate as much every bit Fern.

That's right. Dice, Elliot.

Once you achieve the far right cease of the Road (which hopefully isn't too hard to work out on your own), you tin can either go North or Due south.

North takes you to Agate City, only information technology's currently blocked off, since the guards are asleep. So go South instead. Here, yous'll detect the castle.

You take to get through a labrynth commencement, merely that shouldn't exist besides difficult. Eventually you'll attain the castle.

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There'southward a PC and a recovery unit here. A daughter will invite you in, so brand yourself comfortable.

Get in and talk to her again and Radomus will brand his advent. What the hell is that, a pyramid head? Is this Silent Hill now?

Anyway, his Gardevoir will introduce herself first. Apparently, she is the famous Gossip Gardevoir that you see on TVs all over Reborn. Well by golly, she really IS a Gardevoir. I only idea she was someone roleplaying as a Gardevoir.

For me, this was the biggest plot twist in Reborn.

Radomus introduces the girl every bit Luna. His daughter who he manifestly gets to work as a maid in his mansion.

Radomus is the Psychic-blazon leader and is hands my favourite graphic symbol of the game. The guy is a walking Sherlock reference.

He asks Luna and Gardevoir to go out and so you two can accept a private chat. ("How sensous~")

Radomus warns yous near El, and Luna's mysterious appearance.

Anyhow, Cain joins the party. Whatever scene with Cain and Radomus together is a great scene. Become used to this, y'all're gonna exist stuck with each other for awhile.

Cain mentions how he institute Heather a domicile. Adopted by a guy named Blake (Now why does that name seem familiar?)

Soon, you're forced into a boxing with Cain.

PRETTY Boy CAIN

I dear how Muk's XY sprite looks like its giving you lot the finger.

Cain, like Fern, abandoned his monorun. But he'south still the aforementioned every bit before. He merely included an Absol and a Galvantula into his party.

A Psychic sweep can still beat him no problemo. You shouldn't accept any problems with this fight.

Do note that his Absol has Sucker Punch. If you let information technology stack Swords Trip the light fantastic, it can practice quite a number on your team.

If you tin beat out Serra, you tin can beat Cain.

After you finish the battle Luna'due south sprite mysteriously vanishes everyone continues chatting a bit. (You lot gotta beloved the interactions between Radomus and Cain. I is hip and trendy while the other is an former bum. It's hilarious.)

"On the other hand, information technology is you who might exist taking things too seriously."

Ooooo, Cain. Checkmate. The joker got outjoked.

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Anyhow, Gardevoir disappears and Radomus receives a ransom note.

"…'to one'? Does that imply that there's more than one? I should like to meet the other."

I could literally make an entire book made out of zilch but Radomus quotes.

Anyhow, Gossip Gardevoir is kidnapped and y'all have to get her dorsum. Yee haw.

Just Radomus pulls a Magic Conch on us. Apparently, nosotros should practice Zilch.

Cain gets fed up and decides to look for her himself (probably wanted her autograph). Radomus reluctantly helps out also. He puts on his signature Sherlock hat ("It's a deerstalker, Watson!") and is on the case!

Bring together them outside. Information technology looks like the game is on~

CHAPTER 5: DEMON DITTOCEUS ™

Before you lot go on, I highly recommend bringing your Perish Songer with you.

Radomus calls Cain "animous one". If you don't like Radomus already, I question your sanity.

Radomus mentions how El should be somewhere nigh Reborn. Your next stop would be to head to the Grand Gates. Don't be like me and mindlessly backtrack into Reborn City through the railnet.

Reach the Grand Gates to observe El there. He sees y'all and casually walks off to the Due east. Follow him.

Cain and Radomus bring together you. Go through the gear and listen to Radomus and Cain exchange some hilarious remarks. This arc is easily the best function of the game for me.

And at present, for the single most hilarious scene in Reborn:

"…Well at present I've done it."

Talk to Radomus to continue into the cave. This cave is pretty straightforward. Keep pressing forrad and y'all'll eventually reach sunlight.

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You find Gossip Gardevoir with a mysterious person.

Gardevoir will reveal xyr (not really familiar with non-binary pronouns so cut me some slack ok?) name as Adrienn. Gardevoir seems really pissed holy hell. This in plow pisses off Adrienn too. ("How sensous~")

Gardevoir snatches your Amethyst Pendant from you and promptly flees. And your party gives chase! The plot thickens~

Use your Ruby Ring to open the red door and head on in.

And wow~! Nosotros actually go a puzzle that requires intelligent thinking and is non frustrating to demonic levels (looking at you DEMON WOODS).

This is a archetype Lie/Truth puzzle. What you're supposed to do is place the liars. The play tricks is to mind to everyone'due south statements and discover which statement contradicts which. Start by assuming one of them is a liar and see where information technology takes you.

Anyway, solutions!

Chimchar: Dark

Monferno: Dark

Infernape: Calorie-free

With that, you can advance up. You lot'll find Adrienn here and it'll question who's really telling the truth here. "Elementary, my beloved Adrienn. Since we are the protagonists, information technology is obvious we're telling the truth."

Cain proceeds to utter more hilarious innuendos.

Adrienn confesses itself to be a non-binary. If your player grapheme is non-binary too (which Cain, weirdly did not question way earlier in the game) he'll state that that'southward the reason you're and so cute. Aww <3

Plain, one refers to non-binary individuals as xe, xem or xyr. Which once again, I'm not then familiar with :c So await me to eff up the pronouns hither and there.

Anyway, go on up for another Lie/Truth puzzle.

But of course you want solutions, otherwise this wouldn't exist a guide right?

Tyrogue: Light

Hitmonchan: Dark

Hitmontop: Dark

Hitmonlee: Low-cal

At that place'due south a calorie-free shard here, which obviously ways there'due south gonna be a boss battle.

Hopefully you brought your Perish Songer. ; )

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Talk to El for a cutscene, where THE MYSTERY IS FINALLY SOLVED.

El reveals this place to be the resting identify of the lord Helix Arceus. (Ame, please make Omanyte appear as a random encounter in this place. I will love you lot for information technology)

Eventually, you lot'll exist asked who y'all're gonna side with. El or Radomus.

Remember, El was the person who recruited Bennett instead of you into the Elite 4. Remember about that for a 2nd. Bennett. Elite 4.

If you sided with El, delight close this guide, dig a hole, lie in it and calmly reevaluate your beingness.

GARDEVOIR TURNS INTO A DITTO. DITTOS CAN TALK CONFIRMED. I'M GONNA TAKE MY MATE SLAVE DITTO OUT OF THE DAYCARE AND SEE WHAT IT SAYS TO ME.

AND THE DEMON DITTO TURNS INTO ARCEUS. I'M DONE. THAT'Due south IT. MY NEXT RUN Volition LITERALLY BE 6 DITTOS.

INB4 EL'S E4 BATTLE IS JUST 6 DITTOS WITH IMPOSTOR AND PERFECT IVS.

PARSON EL

The face of truthful evil.

Arceus.

You're battling the god of all Pokemon.

Well at to the lowest degree a faux god.

But there's nothing false about his power.

For all intents and purposes, this Demon Ditto is no different than your regular, everyday Arceus. Notably, it'southward moves aren't restricted to 5 PP.

It also has Leftovers for adept mensurate.

Too Recover.

Hopefully yous managed to ready that Perish Song.

If not, I'm not sure if there's any way to win this battle without cheesing information technology.

If you're an idiot not adamant enough to defeat Arceus. If you sided with El before, you can actually lose this battle and still accelerate the plot. (Thanks, the90skid for pointing this out).

Delight refrain from siding with El though.

Please.

Afterward that, the REAL Gardevoir makes her advent!

And with that, everyone ditches you withal again. :c

After you leave, y'all volition observe an EXTREMELY piece of cake-to-miss and forgettable plot point. I didn't even call back until I replayed this bit on my Guide run.

Some mysterious phonation talks to y'all. Talking near having fun with it.

That's some Flowey bullshit correct in that location.

Anyhow, feel complimentary to head back out of the cave. And sadly, hither ends probably my favourite arc of the game.

Hopefully Radomus comes dorsum later (hopefully having to bargain with Fern'due south bullshit this fourth dimension).

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When you exit, you lot'll notice the gear is moving (!!) THE M GATE IS Open.

Now you have an like shooting fish in a barrel way to go back to Reborn Metropolis instead of having to backtrack all the way through the railnet. If you haven't already, now's a good time to finish up whatsoever sidequests in the city.

Yous don't take to practise information technology at present though, we'll be coming back later.

Anyways, Adrienn seems pretty distressed. By and large considering Reborn Metropolis is absolutely HORRENDOUS. Been there, done that. Xe goes insane for awhile while an innocent old human being looks on in defoliation.

Adrienn goes to check on xer gym (and runs diagonally while doing so). Follow xer to Coral Ward.

Of course, that means you have to become through the Obsidia Slums.

APPARENTLY THIS EXISTS Tin I Go Impale MYSELF NOW KTHXBAI

Now that you're back in Reborn, you lot can grind at the Grand Hall if your Pokemon are underleveled.

Anyway, meet everyone at Coral Ward. It turns out Adrienn disappeared from its gym for a decade, stuck in some gigantic time capsule. Turns out xe's the Fairy-type gym leader.

Adrienn wants to fix the urban center. Too bad we won't be seeing the fruits of her labors til EP16. Anyway, for the commencement time in Reborn history, you lot are NOT ditched! Instead, Radomus offers to walk with you back to his castle.

If you have nothing to practice in Reborn, I suggest you follow him. And so you don't have to get through that stupid slum.

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Anyway, you can battle Radomus now. Head on into his mansion. And Radomus is in a ridiculous Gallade lid.

Where tin can I buy that.

Anyway, Radomus turns El into his personal butler.

Um.

Radomus gets the Amethyst Pendant back from El and asks you where you got it.

"Of grade, I know better than to ask such a question to a actor character with no dialogue."

Now if Radomus isn't your favourite graphic symbol yet, I struggle to cover the inner workings of your mind.

Anyway, Radomus keeps the pendant. It's probably better that way. You better not go breaking my eye and actually turn out to be a member of Meteor, Radomus. :c

The puzzle of Radomus' gym is to move your pieces in such a manner that yous can checkmate the opponent. Of all the places I could've learnt chess from, I never expected it to be Reborn.

If you don't know how to play, become to the room on the left and El will teach you. Of all the people I could've learnt chess from, information technology was the antagonist of a Pokemon game. Go effigy.

Anyway, these puzzles are pretty hard on beginners. And so, equally usual, solutions will be provided, hooray for me!

If you lot make any mistakes while moving, simply leave and reenter the room.

For this i, motion one of your pawns to the terminate of the board and plow information technology into a Knight.

Promote the left-nearly Pawn into a Queen for this ane.

And with that, y'all are on your way to boxing Radomus. Good luck. Beat his butt.

GRANDMASTER RADOMUS

You're playing White this game, so you'll be going get-go. Black, every bit usual goes 2nd.

Of class, if Black uses his turn to set up Trick Room, things aren't going to terminate well for White.

As well bad the AI is and so stupid, he probably won't set up Trick Room

I'd recommend Ghost-types over Dark-types in this battle (this choice may be a little bit biased) since his Gallade, Malamar and Gardevoir probably has super-constructive moves against them.

Your team should be made out of speedy sweepers. Of course, if Trick Room is fix, this could backlash EXTREMELY hard for you.

On your first move, I'd highly recommend focusing all your firepower on his Reuniclus if yous desire to KEEP ON having the first move. It may not use Trick Room, but it's best not to take chances. This may leave a Pokemon open to Gallade though since it has a skill to counter both Ghosts and Darks.

Know what? Problems. Issues is the best type to bring into this battle.

His second Pokemon that can use Trick Room is his Slowking. Once more, focus all your firepower on information technology since the i after it is normally Metagross. A Fox Room boosted Metagross can hands destroy you lot.

Fifty-fifty if he fails to set up Trick Room, he still has one more pull a fast one on upwardly his sleeve. Gardevoir. A speedy sweeper. Hopefully your Pokemon tin outspeed information technology and accept it out before information technology does a number on your team.

This battle isn't hard as long equally you tin avoid getting Play a trick on Room'd. If you tin trounce Serra, you can beat Radomus.

And that'due south checkmate. El mysteriously vanishes and you're given Millenium Bluecoat. Pokemon up to Lv65 obey you now. You're also given the TM for Trick Room that volition only work with a specialized team like Radomus'.

Information technology is revealed Luna is as well a gym leader if that wasn't obvious enough. Specifically, for Nighttime. And speaking of Nighttime, the power goes out.

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Anyway, you're gratuitous to leave now. Our friendly neighbourhood antagonist has already secured an escape route for us, and then simply follow him.

Since this is obviously not a tra- OH IT WAS A TRAP. Well played, Ame, making sure falling into the trap was the only way to accelerate the plot.

El chats for a bit before Cain comes in to relieve the 24-hour interval. He sacrifices himself to agree off El (Watch out, Cain, he has 6 Dittos!).

"You will bow earlier the Lord."

The reason my mind inteprets it the fashion it does is probably considering the receiver of this message is Cain. Oh Cain volition bow for yous alright, but for not the reasons yous'll be expecting.

Anyway, you lot go out of there. Luna's been captured and it's up to y'all to get save her. Take hold of that convenient Light Shard and gear up to caput out.

Edited Apr 3, 2016 by Despair Syndrome

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